Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.

Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.

by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

redneck drive by

When you slow down to 15 mph aim your gun out the window and shoot a furry animal

How did you kill that possum?

I did it redneck drive by style!

by dfntud January 17, 2011

Drive Dream

A small "condition" derived from Daydreaming, where a series of pleasant thoughts distract one's attention whilst driving.
This can often lead to road accidents, and general negligent driving.

Johnny suddenly snapped out of his Drive Dream when he realized he had been on the wrong side of the road for the past 3 minutes.

"Hey man, that journey to yours went so quick. I drive Dreamt all the way here".

by DummieHarris June 5, 2009

Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.

Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!

by Doppelstern April 8, 2009

drive-by awesome

Randomly telling someone that they're awesome, just because you feel like it.

"You're awesome!"

"Thanks! Why?"

"Drive-by awesome."

by csi235 March 30, 2010

Driving On The Shoulder

Passing gas when you need to take a huge dump, typically smelling much worse than a normal fart.

I need to drop a huge dumper so every time I rip ass I'm driving on the shoulder.

by Rando432 September 16, 2010