autistic austin

Mentally handicapped ford lover. Has a smaller than average penis size, but knows how to work with it. Falls in love with lesbians without even realizing it. Has a thing for his cousin

Damn look at the freak Autistic Austin

by XxB.E.TxX420BL@Z3 April 21, 2017

austin martin

How dumbasses refer to Aston Martin.

"Hey Jim, look at that sweet Austin Martin over there! Woo!"

by resident hamster June 04, 2008

Austin, TX

The capital city of texas.

Austin, Tx is the capital of Texas.

by mattrox February 29, 2004

Austin, TX

Standard abbreviated geographical name for the City of Austin in Texas.

"Welcome to Austin, TX"

by mofo February 29, 2004

Austin

G.A.Y

G.A.Y Guy At school named Austin

by Gaygut at school March 27, 2018

austin spencer

has an amazing camo bag and camo pants also has great hiking boots and can’t forget about the sideburns

have you seen austin spencer today
yh man he’s wearing his camo

by MLGT April 04, 2022

Bloody Austin

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.

“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”

by Plzmakethisathing March 09, 2023