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Alyssa

The hottest girl with the fattest ass
Alyssa has that fatty
by Dawg14 August 27, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a kind-hearted person. She always takes care of you whenever you are upset or unwell. She listens to you talk about your problems and always gives you the best advice. As long as you treat her well, she will always be by your side and always thinking of you. Even when you tell the worst jokes, she always listens and laughs at them. Never take Alyssa for granted as she is a gentle and loyal person.
Person 1: Alyssa is so kind! She gave me a present this morning.

Person 2: Wow! She must really appreciate you.
by Jupiter's Rings February 4, 2023
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alysonjoy

A beautiful young and talented young women with a laugh and smile beyond compare. Her life is a roller coaster that will make you throw up, but you’d ride again. Her smarts are out of this world. She will stop at nothing to make sure you are happy and know that you are loved. she constantly checks up on you, to assure you’re truly doing okay. She loves animals and making boys bow down to her feet. She gives the best gifts and tags you in the best TikTok’s. she’s got you back always. alysonjoy’s are the absolute greatest and are truly the sweetest!
I love alysonjoy, she patches the holes in my heart.
by ayvajade March 18, 2023
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the type of girl who will fall in love in the matter of 3 seconds as long as your a player possibly drunk and even sometimes abusive *cough cough* Ryle. She also need a gorgeous beautiful surpassed best friend named Celeste and she needs to Drop people in her life whose name is Alliana or however you spell it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls you will ever meet and you've won life if you've got one whose middle name is Rosie. She cares so much about the people in her life especially the best friend she stays up with till 3:49 in the morning with. Her loyalty is will go a long way. Although she might never admit it: Dean, Nate, Marcus, Logan, Jameson, JJ, Dylan, Andrew, Louis, Maxon, Charles, Alliana, Cardan, Stiles and Jake and any other man or person in her life will never be more important than her best friend ;). She's perfect in every aspect possible and no matter what happens if you have an Alyssa in your life don't let them go because you'll never find a more loving, caring, egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, beautiful, smart or caring individual.
Scenario #1
Celeste: looks in alyssa's direction
Alyssa: automatically faints due to lack of air because Celeste took her breath away

Scenario #2
Alyssa: EFF you Alliana, Have a nice life.
**proceeds to call Celeste**

Scenario #3
Alyssa on her way to beg her parents to let her go five islands with Celeste cause there's no one else she'd rather be with
by cels_tars1029 April 1, 2023
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daddy alyssa

The most dominant form of an Alyssa. She is hot and such a tease. She knows who has a crush on her but she teases the heck out of them. She probably great in bed. She makes all the girls call her daddy. She knows her ways and she's so skilled at more than just her sport.
Daddy Alyssa do it again

Okay babe I will
by Daddy.x.Babe November 6, 2017
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Montgomery Alyssa

Dumb hoe that thinks she is gangster. Somehow made it to college, but spells worse than a 2 year old. Lives off weed and putting people down. Is toxic to everyone. Has a fivehead and looks like a man.
Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: That is Montgomery Alyssa. She is trash and has the big dumb.
Dude 1: Eww. Better stay away from her
by Greenghost28 March 19, 2019
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Nalani Alyssa Paulino

The literal best person on this planet :) the most supportive and beautiful person I’ve ever met <3
I love Nalani Alyssa Paulino so much! She’s the best!
by caitlinnnnnnnnnn May 12, 2019
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