The kinda bloke who tells you he's going to come out on the sesh with the lads, but he only drinks two bottles of J2O and hes ready for bed. However, if he does get drunk he has a battle within himself not to rape anybody, sometimes asking for help. All this bloke wants to do is get his daily's on some video game that he spends 23 hours a day on. Wht he does with the other hour nobody knows.
Guy: *drinking J2O in a pub*
Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"
Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"
by BuffBoyBuff April 16, 2019
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Allen is a guy who likes the same gender. He is the type of guy who will sacrifice a friendship for a one-night stand with another GUY.
Guy1: Who is that sitting near that tree??
Guy2 : Ohhh no that is the gay thot!!!
Guy1: But who is he???
Guy3: He...IS.....ALLEN
Guy1: Who is that sitting near that tree??
Guy2 : Ohhh no that is the gay thot!!!
Guy1: But who is he???
Guy3: He...IS.....ALLEN
by The_Slapper November 21, 2021
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Get the joseph michael allen mug.A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
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