ADS

ADS is the measurement of the speed of somebody's American Dad speedrun.

His ADS is over 9000.

I wish I could get an ADS over 7.

by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020

Ads

Short name for advertisements

There is going to be 3 ads on this video

by mantachii October 07, 2022

Ads

What retards call an fps(first person shooter) or 3ps(third person shooter) like call of duty or state of decay

Wait is plants be zombies garden warfare a ads game?

by Lawrence the liberal June 24, 2024

ADS

This acronym is most commonly described as these two things

1. this is an acronym "Aim Down Sight".
Most likely to be used in a first or sometimes 3rd person shooter. If you play on console the most typical way to Aim Down Sight is to hold the Left trigger button. On PC it's usually done by Left clicking and holding it down.

2. The other acronym is "Accidental Dick Suck" which in theory sounds like it would never happen. But sometimes shit happens. This is most commonly used by hoes that are trying not to be hoeish.

1.
Person 1:"Bro you would have killed him if you ADSed
Person 2:"Yeah but I didnt see him comeing and didn't have time to react

2.
Hoe 1: "Yo I didn't mean to Suck off Steve I ADSed I swear!"
Person 2: "How the hell does that even happen??"

by That messedup September 28, 2018

Ads

Additional enemies in an dog setting aside from the boss

“I will clear Ads, you focus on damaging the boss”

by EggPriest August 27, 2022

ADS

Advanced Dick Sucking, that entrepreneurship class or job that says lots of pc friendly shit but doesn't really say anything.
TLDR: State of the world.

anon1:Hey u going to ADS?
anon2:OFC gotta start early

by Gentoo Man November 18, 2021

Ads

Satan`s way of torturing us on Earth

I kept on getting ads every fucking time I logged into something and they made me depressed

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020