soccer punch

a swift kick to the shin

Sam tried to soccer punch John, but he hopped away, causing her to fall on her face.

by jsu September 3, 2005

soccer fan

ass hole who takes credit for an athletes dedication and commitment. commonly praises that soccer players attract many women. (and strangely talks about a soccer players strong thighs an awful lot....)

1.) Hey Jim pause the cowboys game, I'm going' to the bathroom to take a huge soccer fan.

2.) Hey, did you see those to soccer fans gargling each others balls last night?

3.) I wonder if that soccer fan knows theres a used condom hanging from his shorts....

by sid07gino08 May 14, 2008

Soccer Boys

Will ruin your life. Doesn’t matter how well they treat you at first, they are always bitches. They play with feelings and then walk away.

Soccer Boys man.

by t_sanders103 November 12, 2021

Sock Soccer

A game of soccer, usually on wooded floors. Take of you shoes and only wear socks, no need to scuff to floors.

Alright class we're playing sock soccer today

by Sharky1400 March 13, 2023

cock soccer

cock sucker but cooler and cringe

Wanna play cock soccer? I have scissors you can use mine.

by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021

Soccer Player

A big pussy

Soccer players are big pussies

by Justin Chaisson October 14, 2021

Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.

I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.

by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021