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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
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Plant-Eating Dinosaur

People on social media receive hates by did nothing wrong, falsely accused or simply being supportive. In the dinosaur world, herbivore dinosaurs eat plants while predators (the haters) attack them.
Some unlucky YouTubers are considered to be Plant-Eating Dinosaurs because they got hated when they don't deserve it.
by Octosheep April 10, 2021
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Plant

Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.
Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"
by Hu Flong Shit April 26, 2021
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plant pot

an insult written by eylo
“oi kate you fucking plant pot”
by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021
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House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.
That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.
by papitx June 7, 2021
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plant person

only the swaggiest of all
"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"
by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021
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