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jailhouse joint

a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.
dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!

buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.
by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 20, 2010
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Double jointed fresh balls

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee
by Littledred8 March 25, 2022
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Butt Jointing

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.
‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’
by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023
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cuff the joint

"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"
by bobbydellwood August 29, 2018
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the joint

Old slang term for prision
I got busted and they sent me to the joint
by Lou 7 toes November 3, 2023
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Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff
"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"
by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020
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Joel Joint

A joint that has 0.5 or less in it that is really skinny and fucked.
Danny rolled up a Joel joint We should spark it up.
by NIhad Ajdarpasic October 18, 2021
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