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soccer punch

Sam tried to soccer punch John, but he hopped away, causing her to fall on her face.
by jsu September 3, 2005
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soccer fan

ass hole who takes credit for an athletes dedication and commitment. commonly praises that soccer players attract many women. (and strangely talks about a soccer players strong thighs an awful lot....)
1.) Hey Jim pause the cowboys game, I'm going' to the bathroom to take a huge soccer fan.

2.) Hey, did you see those to soccer fans gargling each others balls last night?

3.) I wonder if that soccer fan knows theres a used condom hanging from his shorts....
by sid07gino08 May 14, 2008
mugGet the soccer fanmug.

Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.
I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.
by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021
mugGet the Midget Soccermug.

Soccer Boys

Will ruin your life. Doesn’t matter how well they treat you at first, they are always bitches. They play with feelings and then walk away.
by t_sanders103 November 12, 2021
mugGet the Soccer Boysmug.

cum soccer

The act of cumming on a marble and kicking into a females pussy
Person 1: dude what are you doing
Person 2: setting up for cum soccer
by 69 Dae 69 June 17, 2020
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Soccer mom

A white, suburban woman whose only purpose in life is to drive her whiny ass kids places, be a housewife, and go get her hair and nails done with her friends. She is Christian, and hates anything that might corrupt her "beautiful innocent babies".
Me: turns on "Black and Yellow" on phone
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*
by yeaaaaaboiii October 9, 2017
mugGet the Soccer mommug.

soccer boppers

A toy from a kids commercial, they are soft and big punching gloves uses to fight to the death. If you win it is necessary to scream "Fatality" and then sing the Mortal Combat theme song. Make sure your victim has lost a cup of blood to determine victory.
"Soccer boppers are cool gloves we can play with! Can we buy them Dad??"
by WaddleX2 December 28, 2016
mugGet the soccer boppersmug.

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