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Cross Dump

A particular variation of the "group poop," where two (preferably) male members expel fecal matter simultaneously in the two stalls next to each other on the third floor of the Sigma Chi fraternity house in Beloit, Wisconsin. In addition to the poop, one brother may play "ambient radio" on Pandora to give the environment an added sense of peace and tranquility. However, before the action is to take place, brothers must sign up for cross dumping times so that they are assured a cross dumping partner.
Athi: Kyle, how was cross dumping with Davecat?
Kyle: It was weird. He kept asking me if I enjoyed the wraps with aioli he made earlier... The only response I gave him was the sound of my entire insides being shat out.

Kyle (to numerous people in the room): You tryin' to cross dump?
Eddie: Yeah, give me a minute. You tryin' to bun first?
by DavecatDaCrossDumper May 2, 2012
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Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.
Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.
by HGH-MO July 19, 2009
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Ninja Dump

When you take a dump on the side of the toilet bowl instead of in the water, with the purpose of making as little noise as possible to not let anyone know you're taking a dump.
The walls are so thin in my apartment, I always have to take ninja dumps when we have parties here.
by mornfang July 16, 2011
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dump truck

While in the sixty nine position the individual on top slowly sits up (much like the motion of a dump trucks bed) while making a beeping sound, and proceeds to defecate on the face of his/her partner.
by Jordan Martin September 25, 2006
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Mind Dump

Mind Dump
Function: Noun

A place where opinions and ideas are "dumped," but usually not discussed in a relevant or logical manner. Often, a Mind Dump is an internet Forum.
"I don't waste my time on that site, it's nothing more than a Mind Dump."
by Ryan Hamilton December 28, 2005
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Work Dump

Going to use the bathroom at your job solely because you need to check text messages and dick around on your phone.
Guy "Yo did Jamie text you back about this weekend?'
Guy2 " I dont know yet, Im going to take a Work Dump in a sec, I'll let you know in about 10"
by Cum Puncher July 20, 2011
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gamers dump

When you are in the heat of battle and you dont have enough time to sit and take a real shit you run to the bathroom shit as fast as possible then just run back and continue playing.
When klak was playin halo one day he ate too much beans and had to run and take a gamers dump before his character respawned.
by univsoldur May 11, 2006
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