boat hooker

A female who bums free rides and beer, by means of whorish antics which include showing titties, on wakeboarding boats leased by men in their mid-20's who are inflated with steroid-enhanced muscles and wear their flat-brimmed hats backwards and have sweet barbed wire tattoos on their biceps.

Damn, that poor guy went broke buying his boat just to pick up those slutbag boat hookers on the weekends.

by Robots January 1, 2008

boat shoe

A type of leather shoe that native Californians use to identify out-of-towners. Almost always the out-of-towners are from the East Coast.

Bro, look at that tool wearing short shorts and boat shoes. Doesn't that East Coast douche own a pair of flip-flops?

by calibro6969 November 30, 2013

Swift Boating

Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.

"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php

by Clem Snide July 18, 2008

get the boat

Get the boat was originally a racist comment. People used to say 'Get the boat back to banana island.'. This was shortened down to 'get the boat' as to mean 'get out'.

You are really pissing me off, get the boat.

by RobertBarrett April 26, 2006

Booty Boat

The act of sticking your face between someone's butt cheeks and making the motorboat sound. Just like Motor Boating, only on the opposite side of the body.

Damn, that chick has one fine ass, I'd booty boat that right here and now!

by MrPhotography October 28, 2013

boat pussy

A vagina that looks and smells like the underside of a unkept rowboat that has been lying in infested, stagnant water.

Eula had one mean boat pussy last night, she had me gasping for air out the window.

by 🌹ie November 13, 2015

Rowing the boat

Slang term for female masturbation. Male equivalent is beat your meat.

Melissa: Cathy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Cathy: Uh, I was just uh...uh... rowing the boat, if you know what I mean...
Melissa: Gross!

by E hates Q February 14, 2021