Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019

Wrapping paper

A roll of paper that covers up presents and anything you wrap

Do you have any wrapping paper so I can wrap my mums Christmas present

by Presents December 26, 2016

Wrapping paper

A roll of paper that covers up presents and anything you wrap

Do you have any wrapping paper so I can wrap my mums Christmas present

by Presents December 26, 2016

Pickle wrap

A pickle wrapped with cream cheese and corn beef sliced . Or you could use it as shut your pickle wrap you call a mouth... kind of like suck a dick.

Shut that pickle wrap you call mouth

by Hitzzzzzz JR July 05, 2018

ghetto wrapping

Using newspaper, line paper, or other reading materials to wrap a present.

I wonder if we have any birthday wrapping paper? nope, Looks like she's getting Ghetto Wrapping this year.

by sirpooonyou February 17, 2012

blumpkin wrap

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket

dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap

by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022

flap wrap

The act of rubbing ones vaginal flaps on another persons face in surprise. IE: when the victim is sleeping or focussed on watching TV. Similar to Tea-bagging, but for females.

Watch me flap wrap his face. He totally won't expect it.

by AddictH1 January 02, 2016