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wednesday

A homophobic slur against gay men, particularly men whom “hump” each other.
“Go and hump your gay boyfriend, you absolute Wednesday!”
by dogpawswapgod September 2, 2025
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Wednesday

Named after the phrase "wetness day", Wednesday is the day when rain happens often especially in the afternoon and the evening, like the one commonly witnessed in Bogor, Indonesia.
I never understood why everyone hates Wednesdays; I love a good wetness day to cozy up with a book!
by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025
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Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.
She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.
by TaintYanker October 16, 2025
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Sweaty Wednesday

When a woman is face first on the bed but there is a guy hitting her from behind and the bed is another guy.
"Yo we should go pick up that lot lizard and have a Sweaty Wednesday"
by MilkyMatt6789 March 23, 2025
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Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl

The most amazing awesome wonderful spectacular astonishing breathtaking beautiful handsome pretty gorgeous just purely perfect person In the whole entire world and universe and no one can tell me otherwise or else I will hunt you down.
You, “hey did you see that perso-“

Me, “shut up that’s literally Autumn Serena Wednesday Ebersohl. I love them so much that’s actually my amazing partner wooooowwwww. Don’t even breathe the same air as them.”
by Dango mango June 2, 2024
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Gash Wednesday

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent
I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday
by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024
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