Homo weasel

A device (similar to those that apply spices) that allows one to apply homosexuality to a human being, or increase the general fabulousness of a given area or situation.

John: Hey Joe, Bob is acting a little straight today.
Joe: Hit him with the homo weasel.
John: Bam!
Bob: Fabulous!!!

by tsukisan April 28, 2013

snow weasel

Snow Weaselling is when a girl gets licked out on a bed

Finn got caught Snow Weaselling Lucy

by FoxPiss August 1, 2014

Fuck Weasel

dick; penis. the infamous appendage. mammalian version of trouser snake.
a weasel-like protuberance used for-- what it says.

Why don't I like Dan? Because he's a fuck weasel -- and if you can't see that, so are you.

by Sadsaque November 28, 2015

Fuck Weasel

Someone who weasels into your life and fucks you over big time.

Jordin will forever be known as a fuck weasel to the rest of his "friends"

by Screaming Banshee Original April 6, 2016

Fuck-weasel

A person within your friendship group who acts like a two-faced little rat the majority of the time, but still manages to stay in said friendship group by the skin of his teeth despite the weasel-like behavior.

Hey, you know that guy that was in the CFNM porno? You know, the one that got sucked by a bloke? He's acting like a right little fuck-weasel again.

by BuBurnley66 July 12, 2017

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016

British Weasel

A redhead young boy who has lots of freckles and a pure British accent.

Ron Weasley is technically a British weasel since he sort of has a British accent.

by mistersoul August 3, 2012