Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019

greencard wife

A woman who gets tricked into thinking she's a wife.

The sexy lady got tricked into magaige not knowing that she was just a Greencard wife Aka keys to the U.S.A.

by Blackknight187 July 13, 2019

wife laugh

when a group of women who are mothers/ wives cackle simultaneously

women (3) : *all cackle*
daughter: omg such a wife laugh

by maddymcannisalive April 6, 2019

Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

co-wife

A wife that doesn't know her husband treats another woman like is wife.

If only she knows she is the co-wife.

by Thatgirlmeadow September 14, 2019

Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.

I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.

by A mates wife August 8, 2019

dramatic wife

A spouse that Googles symptoms and automatically comes back stating death is near; can be coupled with the statement "I can't even" frequently.

I think I have a dramatic wife. Her name is Cynthia and she thinks she is dying. In reality it's called hungry and being tired.

by whelpicantfixthat May 15, 2018