I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.
by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019
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Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
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Get the co-wife mug.The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
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I think I have a dramatic wife. Her name is Cynthia and she thinks she is dying. In reality it's called hungry and being tired.
by whelpicantfixthat May 15, 2018
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