Exxon Valdeez

To receive anal sex when the dick is lubricated with thick oil and sand

Damn, dude, slow down! I'm still bleeding from that Exxon Valdeez last night.

by 1116.2 December 9, 2019

Alexandrea Valde

The thiccest bitch to have ever lived.

Yo, alexandrea valde is thicccccc.

by biggtittybitch69420 December 18, 2020

Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020

Rahul Vaidyaa

He will be the winner to the reality show bigg boss 14. He is the best singer with the most melodious voice. May God Bless Him With Loads If Luck In His Life

Rahul Vaidyaa is the best

by Neutralss February 1, 2021

Ivan valdes

A nice cool Hispanic dude

Yo Ivan Valdes is so cool

by Linky Linky March 10, 2021

Dirty Valdon

When you get so fucking horny that you grab your pet hamster and shove it up your sisters ass. Then while she screams you stick your dick in her mouth and make her deepthroat, as mom walks in the dog fucks her and your dad sits in the corner jerking off to shemale furry porn.

“Holy shit dude, while you went to church my family did a dirty Valdon”

by Dirty… July 11, 2021

Leo Valdiva

Think your friendly neighbourhood pyromaniac, but he can control fire, isn't hurt by it and accidentally can set you on fire. We call Leo Valdez Leo Valdiva when he is being the star of the show, well, book. When he becomes _the_ dive, he emits a level of sass only, Persassy, Sassabeth and Sassico can get to.

Leo: Maybe try a shower, probably the reason people think you're a hobo.
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by Corpna October 2, 2021