Mustache Unicorn

The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.

My pet Mustache Unicorn dose not go outside without their golden monocle.

by Pegastash February 7, 2017

touching the unicorn

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.

Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back

by paranoidburnleycurtaintwitcher July 30, 2011

Princess Unicorn

A Barbie-like doll whose father was king of the unicorn and whose mother was queen of the princesses. She has a wand and an awkward-looking unicorn horn in the middle of her forehead. When she was young, she was doused in radiation but instead of dying she obtained magical powers.

From the show The Office.

Princess Unicorn says, "My Horn can Pierce the SKYYYYY!"

by rena gantley March 17, 2009

SeXXXy Unicorn

A SeXXXy Unicorn is a professional woman that embraces her seXXXy side. Just like unicorns they are magical, unique and a little horny. They are ladies that hold their head and their horn up high!

She is a lawyer but she is also a SeXXXy Unicorn.

She gets that bag and is sexy as hell.

by Tangaray March 15, 2020

christened unicorn

The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.

I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.

by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013

Unicorn Flip

The combined use of Ketamine, MDMA(Ecstacy), and LSD(Acid).

We should Unicorn Flip for the rave tonight!

by TrippingInWonderland December 5, 2018

Exploding Unicorn

When a group of gay dudes have an extreme, nightmare inducing, HIV promising, dicks skinned raw orgy then weaponize the HIV by joining ISIS and blow themselves up in Jihad.

Did you hear about Greg? He died in Iraq. Did they hang him for being gay? No. His dying wish was to get his ass pounded then take his HIV and become an Exploding Unicorn. What a twat.

by Earth Wind and Taint December 1, 2020