Turd Ass 

Someone who is lame, somewhat of a jackass.

Hand me those nachos dawg, dont be a Turd Ass.

Turd Ass by Adam Goldfish October 11, 2008

turd polisher 

trying to take an object that is obviously shitty and hopeless, and trying to refurbish it.

a man trying to put crome on an '83 camaro
would be called a turd polisher.

turd polisher by badger wood July 13, 2005

turd burglar

A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.

"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"

turd burglar by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003

turd-slicer 

butthole; sphincter

-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!

turd-slicer by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

turd talker 

a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.

commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"

"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"

turd talker by Ian Bergin August 21, 2006

Turd Gallery 

Turd Gallery is when a man takes a big amount of shit, and gives them special names, exhibits them, so people can watch them.

Look at that Turd Gallery, it's awesome!

Turd Gallery by Johnny Turd Boy October 29, 2008

turd smurgler 

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

turd smurgler by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009