alex turner

a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry

“alex turner” is so hot

by thatisfp July 22, 2023

colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023

A Turner

Getting so drunk you piss yourself through your pants and move on without a second thought.

Holy shit!! She just pissed all over the floor. That’s such A Turner

by Jtjkwmmfmfm August 16, 2024

paris turner

cutest person ever

you are paris turner

by goodbouncy November 5, 2023

Alex Turner

A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.

Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

Poppy turner

The best person in the world. She will be with you no matter what and there will never be a moment when she isn’t talking. This girl is so beautiful that you will always compare other people to her. Very kind and loyal to all of her friends and will always support you no matter what.

You’re such a poppy turner.

Poppy turner is so amazing.

by Fhdh May 4, 2024

Alex Turner

THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.

That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.

by AlexsTurnerussy(PinterestUser) May 14, 2024