little brass trumpet

kind of like a semi-boner, only not as much. usually caused by a not so hott chick that has a nice body.

I had a little brass trumpet when i was looking down her shirt at her nice tits, it's just too bad she's fugly.

by r0dney j0ns0n June 26, 2004

Trumpet

When you fart against an inanimate object the amplifies the sound of the fart.

"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"

or another way to say it:

"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"

by SeptemberAnna July 24, 2012

trumpet

A bisexual person of either male or female gender, so named for the two ends of the trumpet.

The bell of the trumpet represents the vagina where one may place one's face mimicking the act of oral sex on a female.

The funnel represents the penis where one may place their lips and blow or buzz, once again mimicking the act of oral sex, this time applied to the male genitalia.

See also: study the trumpet
A trumpet is a person who studies the trumpet.

'Are you bisexual?'
'What do you mean?'
'Do you study the trumpet?'
'Oh, right. Yes, I do, Ross.'

by W.D. Stevens February 6, 2012

ass trumpet

The word used when one ownz another

Man, Thunk pulled some Donkey Ass Trumpet on j00!

by Shiro Wullong June 13, 2004

trumpet fish

fart

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night, and the trumpet fish are running wild this morning.

by jak December 27, 2002

rusty trumpet

A penis with many warts/scars on it.

A severely aged penis.

"Hey Sally, I unzipped my boyfriends pants the other day only to find out he had a rusty trumpet, so I dumped him on the spot."

"Old people don't have sex because old men get rusty trumpet."

by Ginger Loaf December 28, 2005

irish trumpet

When someone of Irish decent cums up their partners nose, and then smacks said partner in the lips with a still erected penis.

For example: "Dude's! I totally Irish Trumpet'd that chick at the pub last night!"

by Irishman Jay O'Kelly January 15, 2018