Trumpeting

1. Saying something stupid very loudly to many people.
2. Trump speaking publicly.
3. Angrily stating something as fact without actual facts.

I had to mute him because he wouldn't stop trumpeting.

by Oogyboogeyman November 20, 2020

Trumpet

Similar to a muppet but someone who is incapable of accomplishing even the simplest of tasks.

I sent him the document with the critical information, but he didn't even bother to read it. He's such a trumpet.

by Diogenes of Mayberry May 13, 2020

Trumpet player

This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.

Person 1: Did you see Alex?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.

The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.

by mastertrainer1978 November 28, 2024

Hero's Trumpet

Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.

typically referring to the anus

IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet

by Zorrocat December 2, 2017

trumpet playing scolop

the ultimate come bk there is nothin u can say that beats it not a word but o well

ur losing @ a game of lets say... checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop

by hamish August 8, 2003

Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.

The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.

by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021