BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!
by spectre729 July 29, 2019
Get the Trumpetsmug. by Annikins September 23, 2023
Get the Thunder Trumpetmug. It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip
“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025
Get the Playing a man like a trumpetmug. by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025
Get the King Trumpetmug. An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
Get the German trumpetmug. by Tendel1o October 1, 2017
Get the backwords trumpetmug. You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face
by Krazychris89 July 25, 2016
Get the Habanero Trumpetmug.