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tool box

Derogatory term for a Scion xB because of the ugly box-like shape of the car and the type of people who generally drive them: tools.
Damn it R.J., you are such a tool so go get in your tool box and drive the fuck out of here.
by Poolside Becky May 2, 2008
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Blue Tool

A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.
Jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?
by Christopher M. Martin December 9, 2008
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Tool Belt

n. a stupid, vapid, or unpleasent person. A general expansion of insult tool in order to create more emphasis.
Anyone who makes up incoherent urban dictionary definitions based on friends names and other worthless garbage is a tool belt.
by KingPr0n October 26, 2004
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Tool Bag

One who tries to be a hard ass, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.

"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."
"Hey look at that guy washing his car with his shirt off, haha what a tool bag."
by Brandon T September 7, 2006
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Debate tool

aa person who is in debate and also a tool. usually copies everyone else while trying to be cool. and he debates
Troy; hey you wanna hang with sam?
Taylor: hell no that kids a debate tool.
by t rizzle44 May 7, 2009
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tool warehouse

The god of all tools.
Wow, when Jon Burgess calls himself lil jon and does the morning announcements, it is only proof of him being a tool warehouse/
by Smiddy7705 May 15, 2006
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cock tool

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is used for only sex. A cock tool is not treated like a normal human but as a masturbation device that only looks like a person. The cock tool is not talked to except to be given commands.
"Man that bitch is such a cock tool, she can't say no to any swinging dick out there."
by zanman October 3, 2006
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