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Toaster jizzle

When you nut on a toaster strudel and give it to your girls friends at a sleepover
You should give her the toaster jizzle man!”
by XxOrangeTrashxX March 23, 2020
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toaster

1. a common kitchen appliance or person that is simple but always seems to roast the shit out of my toast.
Ed: Look Jimmy is being a toaster again.
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
by Rasta Boi July 20, 2020
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Toaster ec

Toaster ec is a toaster who chats on discord. hes a bit mean and cannot be loyal.
Hes also straight
and hates munkeen sometimes
Toaster ec is so cool.
Toaster ec gonna have a livestream!?!?!
by dkzjclz0 August 13, 2020
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Cum Toaster

When you cum inside a girl and then the cum comes outside through the vagina and it resembles the motion of the bread in a toaster.
Abdul: "Yo, yesterday me and this cute chick fucked and I finished with the Cum Toaster!"
Harry: "The Cum Toaster? I thought that technique was forbidden!?"
by quantinium September 4, 2020
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toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle
by Mother's Disciple September 12, 2020
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Toaster

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."
by Fifilicious September 28, 2020
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Dutch Toaster

When you fart in someone’s hoody and throw there hood up and tie it
by N8tertot October 13, 2020
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