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School

1. The place you go to learn
2. The place you go to get away from your psycho family

3. The place you go to see your friends
4. The place you go to die
1. School is my only haven
2. School is a living nightmare
by GL/GT/FT/H/TSV May 8, 2017
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school

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
example 1
kid: Mom I hate school
mom: why is that
kid: its in the name school it self mom
mom: what do you mean
kid: school stands for six cruel hours of our lives

example 2
kid 1: I hate school
kid 2: i know right school is "school"
by ersdisanta June 4, 2015
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School

A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.
School is a place that you learn stuff.
by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018
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School

Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019
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School

The place where I'm writing this definition. Also the main nesting spot for 10 year old Furries. A hellspawn full of Edgy 12 year old kids, and young Childs.
We have to go to School today.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Edgy child December 8, 2017
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school

a hellhole where kids have to spend their time going to for a big chunk of their lives, in order to learn useless crap, while at the same time getting harassed, bullied and picked on by stupid kids and being yelled at by stupid pathetic teachers.
John: I hate going to school. There are too many stupid asshole kids there. I want to quit.

Joe: Well, you've got to put up with it and stay in school so you can get a good job at the end, unfortunately.
by funny fellas January 25, 2014
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school

A complete waste of time when you could be at home playing and spending time with your family. And you could be getting more sleep and healthier.
by Fm dkjfkwskxofkrjfgjgntndndmxk October 13, 2017
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