Temis

Commonly seen as a firm heterosexual male who deep down is a clear homosexual. A Temis would commonly compensate for their sexuality by boasting about the female relations he recently had. They are also known to communicate in a non caring 'fake' manner in order to gain more socialisation with his 'friends'.

A: I went to a club and there was women like you wouldn't believe.
B: Did you score?
A: A few girls but that's just how it is with me.
B: *rolls eyes* Sure Temis.

by weeeezy April 12, 2010

Temis

asshole who doesnt make any sense,

says one thing and then does another.

crap boyfriend who doesnt care, try, commit.

god damn you.

girl1.'wow that temis guy is really anal'
girl2."Duh, its a temis"
girl3."remind me to not go out with him"

by temis is gay June 29, 2009

Temis

a cool loving person. who is a real back stabber
with a large fish.

I have a Temis in my roof again! oh nooooes AHAHAHAHAHA
DI :P

by ffgfgfg June 21, 2009

The New York Times

The definition of fake news.

The New York Times is a great source of fake news!

by Yeyeeeee123 December 19, 2019

Medieval Times

a place in Buena Park Ca, on Beach Blvd where you pay a whole bunch of money to eat shitty food, drink expenisve, shitty mixed drinks, and watch a bunch of fake ass knights, on small ass horses, compete in tournament games, in hopes of winning the princesses heart. Oh yeah, and dont cheer for the red knight, he always loses.

Nah, just kidding, its fun, and if you go, make sure you call your server "farm boy"

while walking out of the show at "medieval times" I told dan i was going to run him through with my flag.

by rob $ April 13, 2005

washington times

daily newspaper funded by the Unification Church of Sun Myung Moon. It is known for its ultra-conservative several-steps-past-nuttiness viewpoint.
Is in fact so supportive of the texas chimp that one begins to wonder if it is put out by the white house. Tops even Bill O'Reilly in Bush butt-kissing.

Dude...when you buy the washington times, you're supporting the moonies.

by maks March 17, 2004

timesy

used to ask the time.
always used with a question mark.
also, the time to which it is asked.

"Timesy?"
"3;15"
or
"The timesy is 3:15"

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003