Free Throw

The act of shitting before your ass hits the seat

"I didn't think I was going to make it to the bowl. Luckily, I dropped my pants in time to free throw it!"

by NEO LEO January 2, 2014

Throw Skin

To hit on a person with the sole intent to sleep with them.

I'd throw skin with some slam piece tonight, homie. Lets go!

by mhansen September 16, 2020

Throw Loaf

The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.

After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.

by Lil'Toefungius August 13, 2010

morning throw

Having to masturbate in a cup at 7:00am because that's the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.

I'll be late for work tomorrow because I have to do a morning throw. My wife thinks my boys are lazy. Man I hope they have big booty porn!

by [e-mail] August 22, 2017

Throwing apples

When you accuse someone of doing something without having any form of evidence at all.

"You took my money!"
"No I did not, you're just throwing apples!"

by TinyBluDragon April 27, 2018

scoop and throw

Reaching back through your legs, laying a full turd on your palm and throwing it into the face of an adversary

Bron was gob smacked when the two timing Girlfriend bent down and executed a perfect scoop and throw into the face of her friend

by Kii_wii October 27, 2015

throwing trout

when a man wears pants which accentuate his package, often to the point to leaving nothing to the imagination

Billy's really throwing trout today. Think those pants can get any tighter?

by djk412 February 18, 2009