rusty zipper

When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.

Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.

by bigCincincy September 30, 2015

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The Rusty Turnpike

Infamous gay bar, designed specifically for retirement parties which always end badly.

I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.

by Aye Matey November 20, 2019

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As defined as "the sexual act of a girl/guy giving a guy a rim job while twisting on the mans dick with both hands as if in the act to stop a leak"

Trav was super horned up last night and met a guy and gave him the rusty faucet, he really needs to wash him mouth after that.

by Jed12345$$& May 21, 2017

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Receiving a handjob from someone using WD-40 as lube.

"Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"

by Dank Ass Nerd October 25, 2015

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Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015

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Baby, can you please clean the sheets? You left your rusty chain on the bed!

by Prince merkin November 13, 2018

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When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof

Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.

Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow

by sangeun January 17, 2021

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