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rusty polearm

A female performing oral sex on on a male with dried period blood on his penis. Normally occurs after a male has vaginal intercourse with a female who is on her period.
Stacey was on her period last night. We had amazing sex and she woke me up this morning by giving me a rusty polearm.
by Big Worm Big Perm November 2, 2012
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Rusty Kebab

When you shove a used tampon into a girl's ass and then proceed to make her eat it.
I wasn't fucking getting near that herpes-laden specimen, so I just gave her a rusty kebab with gloves on.
by lardasssundae June 27, 2012
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Fake Rusty

Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series
Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.
by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023
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Rusty arbuckle

Getting your nuts sucked while shitting on the person's chest
That girl sure knows how to give use a rusty arbuckle!
by S LeVade April 28, 2023
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Rusty chain

Baby, can you please clean the sheets? You left your rusty chain on the bed!
by Prince merkin November 12, 2018
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rusty buttcheeks

1. RustyBUTT-cheeks is when you still got poop in between your cheeks.

2. My version of rusty butt cheeks would be butt cheeks that are unused for a long time, but at one time was used lots = RustyBUTT-cheeks

3. What you call anal sex without Lube dry anal sex= RustyBUTT-cheeks
I'm going to make those rusty buttcheeks work again.

When I was walking down the road I felt something itchy, later in the bathroom when I wiped, I had rusty buttcheeks.

Babe get out your Lube, you got rusty buttcheeks
by Scotty2Hotty23 August 29, 2017
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Droppin’ a Rusty

When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.
I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.

Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018
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