I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.
by Sam Bob Sanders February 5, 2007
Get the moose tracksmug. An unusually large pussy that has little elasticity from being fucked to much, and rears its ugly head in tight apparel like yoga pants.
That chicks Pussy was so big that in her yoga pants at the gym she didn't have a camel toe, she had a moose knuckle.
by Feddisan March 12, 2016
Get the Moose knucklemug. (verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
Get the Tap the moosemug. Hits swamp donkeys in mlb the show. Refers to current second basemen for the Cincinnati Reds, Michael Moustakas. Meme created by @razziktv on tiktok
by gaberod101308 February 3, 2023
Get the Daddy Moosemug. A moose in a mansion simply means that a moose named Nate is standing quite flatly in a moose named Drew's mansion. It's often a part of an old polish language with such phrases. Often you may hear "a yellowfin in a penthouse". We do not know how these moose met or how the moose commonly named Drew aquired a mansion of such standings.
by $$$non$$$ January 9, 2017
Get the moose in a mansionmug. The act of inserting the penis all the way inside a womans vagina, during the point of climax while having sexual intercouse, so that the glans of the penis is "jammed" onto her cervix and then both partners ejaculate at the same time. This leads to the woman becoming overly obsessive about the man.
1. I moose knuckl'd my teacher last night and she passed me.
2. I want to moose knuckle his girlfriend.
2. I want to moose knuckle his girlfriend.
by SilentJi43 September 8, 2019
Get the Moose Knucklemug. 