Mickey Mole

A noun, usually a person. A Mickey Mole is something to be relied upon and also to have sexual relations with.
"When you're done fucking Mickey Mole, can I have a turn?"

"No"
by Oogly50 November 17, 2009
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Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.
I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.
by backdrft76 August 14, 2022
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Mickey men

a race of dickheads, otherwise known as a singular Mickey man
For example, why cant boys not be such mickey men
by mickeymanhunter August 08, 2018
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This phrase is commonly used amongst pedophiles. It’s a silent way of getting to spot another in public without outright saying it. It is also used to sell and trade kids over recorded audio so that they do not arouse suspicion to anybody who is listening.
Man 1: Yeah man I got two good ones if you’re buying. These ones are brand new too. Lemme just Get my Mickey up not my tickey up”
by DaddyChill666 March 20, 2023
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Mickey liceaga

El wey mas pinche guapo del mundo. Id smash alv
El mickey liceaga es el wey mas guapo del mundo. Ya vente pa mi casa papi pa meterte esta vergota :)
by Dont ask who i am September 13, 2020
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Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
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mickey duck

When you get a girl and pump a couple of kids out of her, then leave.
Hank pulled a Mickey duck on old Janice haha cheeky snake
by Maddawgjimbo November 17, 2021
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