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Bearded weirdo

Bearded weirdo: Yuppy poser that frequents cafes wearing a scruffy beard ,a feminized shoulder purse,tight jeans,finger nail polish,total closet case that has bi-polar tendencies to either shoot heroin or suck dick,favorite activity is playing hide the salami with bros
Bearded weirdo":So what do you think of President Obama"?
Wigger;He's a tool,a puppet,a fucking joke,look how many Zionists,Wall streeters,Israelites are in positions of power
Bearded Weirdo:That's Uber not cool,there's no room for racism in the new age,i happen to love Obama
Wigger:That's because your a fucking idiot
by Burningwreckage July 15, 2016
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Beard cheese

Beard cheese.

The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.

The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
by DanK6501 November 4, 2017
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beard farmer

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.
Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.
by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008
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by the beard of zeus

Ridiculous phrase primarily used as a mythological reference, but often associated with retarded phrases or ideas.
"By the beard of Zeus, that's good sausage and egg!"- Don McNeil
by Canavan October 12, 2004
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Beard Goggles

When you see a man with a beard, and you automatically think that person is awesome, funny, chill, or just an overall cool dude just because he has a beard.
- "Aww dude, look at that guy's beard! I bet that guy is awesome."

- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."
by jackapoe March 31, 2010
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Combat Beard

when somebody in a military grows a big bushy beard while serving as infantry personnel. it is a symbol of status in the infantry. if you have a combat beard, it shows you have been on duty for a while, and have probably seen some action. it is often accompanied by a backwards baseball cap and sunglasses.
girlfriend seeing his boyfriend after service: What is that on your face?!

bad ass guy: Its my combat beard.
by taterfrickintot May 21, 2010
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wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie
by cracky March 1, 2003
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