Hog wash

Piece of shit, ugly, bullshit.

Jeremy Coleman is a hog wash

by Jeanny1230 June 18, 2014

Portuguese Wash

When you are smelling badly instead of having a shower, you just spray youself with deodrant.
The phrase is predomantly used in angola, as it ilustrates the hatred angolians fell towards the portuguese.

'Oh hi guys, mind if i take a quick portuguese wash?'
'Hes such as dirty bastard look at him take a portuguese wash'

by John Ferguson August 5, 2006

pressure wash

When someone, normally male, uses urine to clean "skid marks" off the inside of a toliet. This works especially well if done within the next 10-15 minutes. Works best as an unspoken agreement between roomates/partygoers.

"Hey man, I just took a wicked dump in your bathroom. Haha, left skidmarks all over the toilet."

"O great, next person to piss make sure to pressure wash that crap off."

by MartinHooper February 13, 2007

washed up

getting beat up or jumped

Yo john got washed up by joe

Yo im bout to wash this nigga up

by kekon December 16, 2007

Tranny Wash

The act of giving or recieving a golden shower to/from a Transvestite.

I caught Fred giving a him she a Tranny wash by the garbage dump.

by tuffdaddy October 13, 2006

the reach and wash

while showering, the action of squatting down to ground level, soaping your "the dude" wash cloth and passing the towel through your legs and pulling back and forth to create a suddsing action to cleanse your anus.

What are you doing dude...what its the reach and wash man.

by The reach and wash Dude March 5, 2011

washing the walls

When a man runs back and fourth down a line of urinals while pissing and not stopping in-between urinals. This results in washing the walls with your piss.

"Are you ok. You were in the bathroom a very long time"(said bob.) ya I was just washing the walls(replied Jim.)

by B The Man March 19, 2014