Taylor Swift

Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.

I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.

Taylor Swift is completely over rated, along with other musicians like Brittany Spears. 🖕

by all-hail-cthulhu May 29, 2025

Swift

An attractive woman or girl, usually referencing white girls.

A: Damn Morgan is a true swift.
B: I know she hot af.

by Kreppsyy June 24, 2023

Swift Nation

Swift Nation is a dead youtube channel that hit 30k subscribers and 2.3million video views after clickbaiting people into their video where they surprise Jacksepticeye at an airport.

Man 1: Hey do you watch Swift Nation on youtube?
Man 2: The fuck?

by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

J Swift

J Swift is when you get ghosted so many times you start to forget what the love of a woman is.

Dame he got J Swifted again. That guy has no luck with the ladies.

by Swifty sucks April 9, 2022

Taylor swift

The best singer

Taylor swift is the best

by Rebelsboy July 24, 2024

Swift

The sheer most useless fuckin company on planet earth. In order to be hired on swift trucking you must be retarded in any way. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, a fuckin vegetable, you name it they'll hire.

"Oh boy he's more retarded than a Swift driver"
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi

by Mr. RepublicanGuy February 9, 2021