Green Status

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.

"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"

by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016

Status bomber

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.

Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!

by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011

Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"

by mister delicious January 27, 2022

carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011

idgitory Status

Having the status of being an idgit (idiot)

"Oh my god dad! did you here about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?"
"really? idgitory status."

by theheem April 16, 2019

Shady Status

When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.

Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home

Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!

by KatCard July 29, 2011

Bomb-status

something really coolor someone really hott

-Dude that movie was bomb-status!!!
-That bitch is bomb-status

by carolina_D November 12, 2007