Scooped

UK slang for when you're chatting up a girl, and their friends decide that she's not for you, so they 'scoop' her away.

I was chatting up a girl the other day but her mates we're having none of it. I got totally scooped!

by the scooper August 26, 2021

Foof N' Scoops

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).

Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025

Moist Scoop

When you take a drink of water or oth ght before you dry scoop prework out

I'm READY I Just Moist Scooped Assassin V7 Im Feeling Pumped

by PseudonymNotRequired August 3, 2024

Scottdale Poop n' Scoop

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.

Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.

by anonymous January 29, 2022

two finger scoop

a hot way to lift someones underboob

he two finger scoop me and it was hot

by slave lover#two finger scoop September 16, 2019

scoop

An insufferable little cunt who believes anything he reads.

Man, this Scoop guy is a fucking retard.

by poopscoop123 December 11, 2018

Tipsy Scoop

After a night of boozing with your woman and things start getting weird, you hold a waffle cone under your girls ass while she takes a shit into it. You then take the skinny end of the cone and place it in her snatch, while you fuck the wide end with shit inside of it.

Dude how did it go last night? “Not bad, I ended up giving her a tipsy scoop”

by Imabrew17 June 6, 2018