A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.
I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.
by Hilton Head Shop June 4, 2020
Get the Rusty Lyola mug.When a person will get a rag shoved in their anus, the rag will be lit on fire, then the partner will urinate (or if able, the female can squirt) on it to put out the fire.
“Jack and I finally attempted the Rusty Molotov last night, but I didn’t have to pee, so we spent 4 hours in the hospital to treat his burns.”
by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020
Get the Rusty Molotov mug.Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012
Get the Rusty Eggbeater mug.A female performing oral sex on on a male with dried period blood on his penis. Normally occurs after a male has vaginal intercourse with a female who is on her period.
Stacey was on her period last night. We had amazing sex and she woke me up this morning by giving me a rusty polearm.
by Big Worm Big Perm November 2, 2012
Get the rusty polearm mug.I wasn't fucking getting near that herpes-laden specimen, so I just gave her a rusty kebab with gloves on.
by lardasssundae June 27, 2012
Get the Rusty Kebab mug.Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series
Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.
by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023
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