I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

Pressed Hotdog

Like a pressed ham but use the ol’ wiener instead of the butt. Press your hotdog into the glass.

I’ll see your pressed ham & raise you with a pressed hotdog.

by Nnnnnnn??? July 27, 2019

cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.

Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.

by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009

Pressed

Stressed, upset, and annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing.

Imagine being pressed over people posting urban dictionary.

by Taydo November 23, 2021

diamond press

when you make a diamond on the back of a girls head while she’s giving you head.

I heard you did the diamond press last night.

by Frost-_-Rekt- June 10, 2022

The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.

Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS

by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.

“You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”

by Nig Bigger January 26, 2025