Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap

"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.

by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012

puppy pad

a slur for discord members who get pissed on by the moderators

dude dunky is such a puppy pad

by TheFakeFew July 3, 2025

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

DJ Maxi Pad

A term of endearment , also known as Amber Heard AKA Amber Turds on beds

Leave me be DJ maxi pad

by Priscilla D March 15, 2024

Chiefin’ at the pad

Smoking pot at your house. Possibly even cooler if your parents don’t know.

Chad- Bro mom caught me chiefin’ at the pad last night!
Dylan- Dang man! Did she beat your ass?
Chad- Nah that hoe put 5 on it!

by FortyOppa March 12, 2021

Splash Pad

(noun) A bed.

Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.

Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up

This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!

by A.Smile.Always January 3, 2020