late stage democracy

a liberal democracy in which the politicians and bureaucrats behave like chimpanzees on LSD. they throw shit at their peers, and eat food that they know they have stolen but will receive no consequences due to them being "StAtE OfFiCiAlS".

the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.

this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.

common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.

"OMG DRUMP IS GONNA DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY"

"we will always be a democracy, a late stage democracy."

by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 31, 2024

Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself

Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere

by Gabae333 January 9, 2023

Late Night Ghost Club

The slang used for “Klu Klux Klan”

Hey, You going to the late night ghost club meeting. I heard we are burning stuff

by Little Timmy boi September 25, 2021

Abbot late

When you want to let your friends know that you'll be a bit late but your auto correct thinks you are the head of an abbey of monks.

Matt or something: Going to be abbot late, probably like 730
Me: is Abbot late an expression?
Matt or something: lol it is now

by Larg0 June 16, 2017

The late 2000's

The period that started all of your problems.

I was exposed to porn as a teen in the late 2000's and now I'm on probation for sexual harassment

by Chevyman95 November 5, 2024

Late in French

Late in French is "en retard." Used for the times you've got the itch to say slur, but don't want to fully commit.

You're late in French.

by Bob The french January 19, 2024

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“The Libertine Scales”
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by Moxie V Undertow March 22, 2023