Cocktail

An extra appendage on male genitalia. Usually grows at the same rate as the genitalia. Can be cut off to make cocktail onions

A birth defect gave me about five cocktails

by Jonathan Schillings June 6, 2018

Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.

Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.

by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

Diddy Cocktail

Mixing 3 or more drugs together. Must be at least 3+, but ideally 5 or more. Comes from the fact Diddy was known for mixing multiple drugs like pink cocaine, tuci, ketamine, mushrooms, weed, alcohol, ecstasy, & viagra.

Can be used when mixing 3+ different strains of cannabis (dabs or dry flower, edibles) or alcohol, but alcohol must be a mix of brown and white.

Damn my boy put 5 different strains in a dab: Afghan OG (body high), King Louie, Reba Jam (sativa), some unkonwn Haze (mental high) and Vortex. That was a Diddy Cocktail!

by GO DJ HaKa April 24, 2024

Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.

Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!

by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 17, 2019

kleenex cocktail

The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.

Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"

by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014

An Elvis Cocktail

When a person takes a mix of sleeping pills and alcohol. Typically, this refers to the way Elvis Presley overdosed in his bathroom.

"Wow dude, slow down, you can't drink that you have to take your meds remember? You don't want an Elvis cocktail."

by Larryj1986 July 19, 2022