Children

When you get drunk

"Why did I have a children?"

by CUTE ANIME GIRLS November 10, 2018

You can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children

Which is why the Palestinians are going to do... What, exactly? You've killed Hamas... And the rest of the Palestinians are supposed to do what? Live in peace with the Jews? You just said that they can't do that. You've murdered their children. And have sniped several of them on several occasions BEFORE Oct 7th... So... What happens after you kill Hamas?

Hym "So... If you can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children... What are the Palestinians supposed to do after you've killed Hamas? Not live in peace with the people who killed their kids, I guess. That can't be done. It's impossible for them to do that. I guess they'll just have to... I don't know... Rape and murder your kids again, except... Like, later. I mean... You have literally left them no other option! The thing that would be convenient for you is theoretically impossible, to you. Or is it that YOU can't love in peace with the people who murdered your kids but the Palestinians CAN do that, or.... Like, what? It's impossible for THE JEWS to live in peace with people who murder their kids but everyone else HAS TO do it... Non-Jews HAVE to live in peace with the people who murdered their kids or the Jews are allowed to murder THIER kids indiscriminately. Ok... That makes sense... That seems fair for everyone!"

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023

door children

children that listen close to the door while the parent has sex.

Betty: John I think someone outside the door.

John: No Betty does are just the door children.

by cuban1234 December 30, 2008

Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Hazbin Children

A group of people who like a certain cartoon about lesbian relationships.

These Hazbin Children don't know anything.

by The Wonder Chris Boy February 23, 2024

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 30, 2025

tiny children

Ethereal or Imaginary children that exist in one's own being that you talk to on a daily basis.

Hi Daddio! The tiny children said.

Hey sweeties. The Daddio replied.

by Eggspectacular7 September 17, 2025