One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018
Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021
by mamamusa June 04, 2017
When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.
Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.
by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 06, 2022
by 8==>~(( July 30, 2018
A chef named Asm Mohiuddin (Simon) has created a new style of fast food with a different dynamic which is now knowns as "Australian Style Fast Food"
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.
After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"
now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.
After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"
now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.
Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.
by #Simonsaysburger January 22, 2022
Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.
by SpT3 May 21, 2021