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Lover's Last Gift

When an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend brings over an object of interest to the others house, such as laptop, movie, sweater, etc, and the couple break up before it can be returned to the owner.
Cristina made me cupcakes and brought it in a plastic container. We never ate them all, so she left them in my fridge. We broke up a week later, its my lover's last gift! I'll put it next to the Nintendo 64 from Jacky, and the Prada handbag from Leila
by Theytoldmenottousemyrealname January 16, 2013
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Gift Trap Merch

Merchandise, usually made for Video Games, that is usually very low quality and made for the sole purpose of making a quick buck from an Intellectual Property.
My grandma bought me a Super Mario checkerboard. Oh god, she fell victim to Gift Trap Merch.
by Creep302YT March 8, 2025
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santa gift

Commonly used meaning a present to kids from Santa Claus
What is the kids Santa gift this year?
by Brute01 December 15, 2017
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naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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