Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.

Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.

by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016

Selective texting

The act of strategically picking and choosing who you do and don't reply to while continuing to post on every other form of social media.

Is it just me or is Sarah selective texting like a mawfucka tonight?

by Jibberish July 19, 2016

Triangle Text

When 3 people silmutaneously text one another, usually about the same topic.

Ashley: Hey guys did you see tht new movie?

Sarah: Yeah Ashley it was great.

Alex:Yeah i liked it. What did you think Sarah?

Sarah:I thought it was awesome. How abotu you, Ashley?
Ashley:Great . Thanks for deciding to Triangle Text.

by cutmeupashley August 23, 2009

text-lag

1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back

"Sorry for the text-lag man, my girlfriend wanted to watch The Notebook..."

by Mr. Toasty December 3, 2011

creeper texting

The act of texting someone who doesn't know your number creepy things like "I see you," best done while in the same room as your prey so you can see them freak out. Often done by friends or stalkers.

text conversation:
creeper: we r watching u
guy: who r u?
creeper: still watching
guy: srsly who r u?

guy yells "WHO IS CREEPER TEXTING ME?!?!"

by girlthatfalls June 16, 2010

suicide text

Neglecting an online video game to respond to a text message. This is most lethal in the combination of a new girlfriend and online shooter games such as Call of Duty 2.

Matt - (noticing his cousin’s Call of Duty character standing like a statue in an open field): “Dude, what’s John doing? He’s gonna get sniped any second.”
Sean: Probably suicide texting. I think Jenna’s in town.

Sean - (watching John get blown away): Aaannnddd he’s down.

Matt: Newb.

by Mattydreads1 January 4, 2010

Hiccup Texting

Text messaging under the influence. Leads to incoherent, often regrettable, conversations.

See also: Drunk Texting

Girl: "Hey babe, how's the club?"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."

Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"

by BCoBounder November 22, 2011