Stump N' Tug

When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.

When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.

by spankendorf December 6, 2024

Tug Of War

The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.

How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey

by J19 December 28, 2016

tug

another word for jerking off or the act of pulling on your foreskin like a rope

dude im about to tug.
max just tugged in his webcam!

by OperdalTheWriter January 1, 2025

Swissport Tug

The act of a man or woman, Inserting Toblerone into their anus while masterbating.

“I need to call the doctor, Nathan’s on his 4 Swissport tug of the day”

by Fordy6969 August 1, 2022

tugs

Gang members. Tugs differentiated by their 1) use of dragnets, 2) ability to force their way into your life, usually via killing or threatening to kill family members much like coyotes and wetbacks but for little to no compensation outside of the psychological, 3) sexually immature, often sexual offenders and creeps who overcompensate for it immensely, 4) homosexuals before, during and after the prison stint, 5) have that bow-of-the-boat "fascist smile" that comes off as clownish, 6) often unironically refer to others as childish, or are led by those who do i.e. dad, 7) propensity for free rape and pay exorbitantly for everything else; single-handedly known to inflate the price of everything they touch making them exactly like the (((free market capitalists))) they claim to stand against.

Death of a Salesman is a precursory play written about a failed tugboat captain to a couple of tugs his dragnet of a wife birthed while he was out slinging snake oil and whoring. While the play could have gone in any direction, it ends with both tugs taking the common-sense roles they've been raised to believe are not at all a product of their environment and, we assume, zealously pursuing them predictably and boringly.

by Swan Schlong November 10, 2021

The Bro Tug

It just applies for everything.

The Bro Tug are three things Batman insists on doing everyday.

by Biboo April 15, 2024

gin tug

GIN TUG is where you you tug a males private part with a empty gin bottle till it gets stuck

Patient"ahhhh get it off"
Nurse" Oh my god what happend. To him doctor"

Doctor " this poor soul has suffered the fate of THE GIN TUG"
patiant"oh god please someone get it off "
Nurse" but doctor what is a gin tug"
Doctor "its a punishment for cheating "
Patient "help me!!!"

by HugzZz May 22, 2017