We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

Try that in a small town

The EXACT lpgic used in inner city gang conflict... And prison...

Mid-aged Hillbilly "Try that in a small town"

Iam "This translates to 'Adhere to my extrajudicial behavioral ethic of I'm gonna violence you' "

Hym "OHO! I AM THE WRONG GUY TO CHALLENGE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HA! OHOHOHOHOHO!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Pre try

Pre trying is where a guy hits up a girl with a fella, but says I won't I won't try it cause you got a man

Arran said to alishas you still with your bf, so I won't try it on you pre trying

by Bigmandingo August 10, 2023

Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.

Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023

I try

I don't...

A trier "I try"

Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"

A trier "I do that."

Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."

Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"

Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

If you want my gun, try and take it

An expression used by Trixie Mattel to make fun of or parodise something in a stereotypical southern american accent

Person 1: „Why do these gay people need a parade, why do they need to be so in your face about it?“
Person 2 (with irony): „If you want my gun, try and take it“

by Langiuca October 3, 2023

this is me trying

the act of killing yourself, but more specifically, driving yourself off a cliff listening to “this is me trying” by taylor swift

“i have to go to school tomorrow. i want to this is me trying myself”
“i’ll join you”

by tswizzleismymom November 29, 2021