How do I even begin? An absolute shithole, idiot, and resident golfer. Trump: "I golf when I'm sad mad, asleep, and awake." Someone who claims election fraud when there isn't any, and someone who was raised by Satan drinking Tropicana, and a woman who frankly no one will never know who she is. Married 2 people, made some kids, gained some pounds, had some ribs, uses a Samsung, and f*cks himself on Twitter. The end is near, my friend; the end is near.
by FBI_Surveillance_Van November 24, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by trumpence November 11, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. 
Say dawg, hook me up with that broad that works with you.
Nah, she ain't looking for a man.
Hey mane, stop acting like a Trump fam!
Nah, she ain't looking for a man.
Hey mane, stop acting like a Trump fam!
by DeadNGon3 November 8, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Walks into a recently shat in porta john; "man this hole Trump's, smells like somebody just didn't kill Epstein in here!"
by Sdbailey January 20, 2021
Get the Trumpmug. 1. To have victory in the midst of impossible situations, to prevail in the face of unimaginable oppositions
2. To be divinely guided and assisted.
2. To be divinely guided and assisted.
Inspite of expert opinions and projections of the polls, the incumbent candidate trumped the election
by Micahele November 4, 2020
Get the Trumpmug.