A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.
Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
by The mega ego August 18, 2018
by SidneysHandle404 March 02, 2024
When you stick something can be smoked (Like Cigarettes, Blunts) up a girl’s vagina and suck out from their mouth, then sticking your penis up their vagina.
by scalleywag January 02, 2024
When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet
Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.
You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!
You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!
by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 02, 2016
Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.
by Fabriziho January 15, 2019
The party trumpet should be partially inserted into ones nose and you then proceed to use the party trumpet to snort snow
by Blow king July 22, 2023
A nose hose for bugger sugar
by C L O U D S July 22, 2023