Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....

For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....

by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012

Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.

My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.

by penis love96 June 20, 2011

frickin' toasters

slang for the toxic Destiny 2 fusion rifle known as Jotunn, or quite simply "The Toaster".

RAHH! NOT THOSE FRICKIN' TOASTERS AGAIN!
Boys, we're playing against a team using only frickin' toasters...
BUST OUT THE FRICKIN' TOASTERS, TEAM!

by UniversalRemoteRules02 November 24, 2021

Toaster

Someone who holds their phone on speaker phone like a piece of toast

"Sasha is such a toaster#

by SazH June 10, 2023

Toaster and bath tub

Death

(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)

by LameToaster June 11, 2023

Toaster on wheels

A phrase that represent most Citroens and electric cars.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.

Person 1: Damn that Kia Soul looks like a toaster on wheels.

by Hexagonistian June 16, 2023