Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Jewel-lie

monster version of July

that darn jewel-lie

by Floyd Rider November 2, 2021

I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life

I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie

by Fucking Asshole fuuuuuck May 7, 2023

Noganal Lie

Southern slang used by honky-tonk red necks to try to sound more sophisticated. Means 'not going to lie'.

Billy Joe: Yep de'r some bign's in that there lake Karl.

Karl: Yee buddy, noganal lie I saw one of 'dem suckers swimmin' back yonder.

Billy Joe: Woo buddy, you sounded so sofis'toekated right d'er Karl!

by Jackith2 February 11, 2012

Lie Brows

Eyebrows that are pencilled or drawn on as opposed to real eyebrows.

Look at the lie brows on her.

by Philmorewest May 21, 2024

shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017

Lie Ying

The most beautiful and caring girl you will ever meet. She is hella smart and is guaranteed to make you laugh. Loves her family and friends so you should forever hold her dear to you. In a relationship, a Lie Ying do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy though she can be demanding at times. People may see her as stuck up and spoiled but once you know her, she is just really hangry most of the time. If you are lucky to know a Lie Ying, do not take her for granted and love her endlessly! Treat her right.

I love Lie Ying!

by MrKinglovesLY November 22, 2021