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Status Jacker

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.
Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH
by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011
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Bum status

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money
Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status
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Shady Status

When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.
Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home

Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!
by KatCard July 29, 2011
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carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.
He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.
by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011
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Bomb-status

something really coolor someone really hott
-Dude that movie was bomb-status!!!
-That bitch is bomb-status
by carolina_D November 12, 2007
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idgitory Status

Having the status of being an idgit (idiot)
"Oh my god dad! did you here about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?"
"really? idgitory status."
by theheem April 16, 2019
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Status traffic

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall
John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later
by fasthandseddie April 26, 2011
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